Inner Peace?

Now, whether or not this is the formula for inner peace or not; I just thought that was funny. I will let you decide if you think so. Other then the fact that it was said to be writen by Dr Phil...I hate him by the way.


A formula for inner peace...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
On the show, Dr. Phil proclaimed:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kailua, a package of Oreos, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel.Have a nice day..... I am....